or you can make me laugh. ( MY laughter must be audible), I will at least give you a discount.
If I find you to be a kindred spirit, I will not accept payment and am very likely to give you gifts and sing songs in your honor.....
I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT CARDS OR DO BUSINESS WITH "AUTO CLUBS"
I can show you to the nearest ATM. I will give you a reciept to give to your auto club. I don't know how your particular auto club will handle re-imbursement. .
Please let me know in advance if you are not intending to pay upon completion.